Scrivenings & Illuminations

princess-peachie:

「パフェ・アート2014」のご紹介

Puddings of my dreams *_*

Damn Japanese and their too-beautiful snack and dessert foods. I remember things like this from my trip to Tokyo; the giant food court inside the Shibuya station had a mindboggling array. They’re so pristine and beautiful and you hate to ruin them by eating them but it will be SO WORTH IT. 

(Source: glassperfection, via lobstmourne)

greencarnations:

watchingthedetective:

ohnoproblems:

xekstrin:

crash-mcbarason:

crash-mcbarason:

PLEASE TALK TO ME ABOUT THESE LIZARDS NOT ENOUGH PEOPLE TALK ABOUT THESE LIZARDS

"The New Mexico whiptail lizard is a crossbreed of a western whiptail which lives in the desert and the little striped whiptail that favours grasslands. The lizard is a female-only species that reproduces by producing an egg through parthenogenesis. Despite reproducing asexually, and being an all female species, the whiptail still engages in mating behavior with other females of its own species, giving rise to the common nickname "lesbian lizards"."

peOPLE DON’T KNOW ABOUT THE LESBIAN LIZARDS?


and people say humans are the most superior and intelligent organism on the planet, get real

WHY is no one calling them Lizbians?!

lezzards

We have parthenogenic whiptails in Arizona too. They’re adorbs. I think they’re a different species, though. 
also lol. Lizbians and lezzards. 

greencarnations:

watchingthedetective:

ohnoproblems:

xekstrin:

crash-mcbarason:

crash-mcbarason:

PLEASE TALK TO ME ABOUT THESE LIZARDS NOT ENOUGH PEOPLE TALK ABOUT THESE LIZARDS

"The New Mexico whiptail lizard is a crossbreed of a western whiptail which lives in the desert and the little striped whiptail that favours grasslands. The lizard is a female-only species that reproduces by producing an egg through parthenogenesis. Despite reproducing asexually, and being an all female species, the whiptail still engages in mating behavior with other females of its own species, giving rise to the common nickname "lesbian lizards"."

peOPLE DON’T KNOW ABOUT THE LESBIAN LIZARDS?

and people say humans are the most superior and intelligent organism on the planet, get real

WHY is no one calling them Lizbians?!

lezzards

We have parthenogenic whiptails in Arizona too. They’re adorbs. I think they’re a different species, though. 

also lol. Lizbians and lezzards. 

(Source: gaydicks420, via lobstmourne)

Black cats are the best.
Halloween cats~~
(i want another black cat I know I have two and one that’s almost but black caaaatssssss…)

Black cats are the best.

Halloween cats~~

(i want another black cat I know I have two and one that’s almost but black caaaatssssss…)

(via lobstmourne)

Just a moment to say…

Thank you, to the new followers and old friends who’ve been so supportive after Sassy’s loss. I know not everyone can afford art these days (I probably couldn’t afford myself, to be honest…) but just the kind thoughts, well wishes, and signal boosting has all been very appreciated. 

I and the Swarm thank you. <3

(That’s me and Bonnie, back when she was a tiny sick rescue kitten. She’s now a year and a half old chubby pantherette.)

although I’m not particularly arsed about the extended maintenance (I have plenty of stuff to do that isn’t wow) I do find myself wondering what they’re doing that’s taking so long. Maybe it’s a bot sweep? Massive bug fixes? New content for pre-wod event foo? Maybe we’re getting the updated holiday content? 

The mind boggles. I wish they said what they were doing.

tastefullyoffensive:

[cramjomlin]

I can&#8217;t get over how adorable that little face is. Black cats are the best.

tastefullyoffensive:

[cramjomlin]

I can’t get over how adorable that little face is. Black cats are the best.

(via hclark70)

skydark:

jumblejo:

oldfilmsflicker:

The best of The Mayhem Guy from the Allstate commercials

okay, but where is, “I’M THE SMARTEST RACCOON I KNOW”

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Marry me.

I love this campaign. Especially Emotionally Compromised Teenage Girl in her hot pink suburban.

(Source: deanwincherter, via sauviette)

naalajay:

dustyqueefs:

marlianguisette:

drunkenbruises:

brofisting:

coblynau:

sports

this gif fixes sadness

*kiss* 
*kiss*
*smile*
*boop*

World War everything ended.

look how the refs face softens when they kiss tho

i actually do love this

this is hilarious

naalajay:

dustyqueefs:

marlianguisette:

drunkenbruises:

brofisting:

coblynau:

sports

this gif fixes sadness

*kiss* 

*kiss*

*smile*

*boop*

World War everything ended.

look how the refs face softens when they kiss tho

i actually do love this

this is hilarious

(Source: 4gifs, via shithowdy)

In brighter news than yesterday… Corben is doing well, and is almost over the snots. He still goes ‘snerk!’ occasionally because of post-nasal drip but I have yet to get any cat to learn how to use a kleenex. 

I swear, he and Leeloo are both Siamese, but where Leeloo is sleek and perfect and elegant… Corben looks like an unmade bed most of the time, his points kind of look more like oil stains than markings, and he isn’t very bright. I suppose that’s about right, though. I would normally photoshop out the redeye in the top picture but… I kinda dug the Marilyn Manson thing he’s got going on.

Now my problem is to try and find him a home. I’m fostering him for the local county pound but after all that with Sassy I really don’t want to take him back there. 

yutrio:

Ahhhh these are so good

Now that’s what I’m talking about. I can’t wait to see how Tikaboo translates. Because she’s awesome.

(Source: anzka)